Tony Silva
Michele Bachmann will explain how we can improve our foreign policy position by gutting veteran's benefits and using the savings to mail threatening titanium postcards to foreign dictators.
Herman Cain will give a more detailed explanation of how his bold new solution (-9-9-9) will prevent China from acquiring nuclear weapons it already has.
Ron Paul will explain how wiping Israel off the face of the Earth will resolve most conflicts in the world -- and failing that, how talking politely to Iran will encourage them to give up the nuclear program he doesn't believe they actually have.
Rick Perry will, uh... well he -- uh what I mean is, he'll say and that's -- yes that.
Mitt Romney will call for a strong, directed and focused foreign policy that he supported before he opposed it and having looked at it again, feels there are at least 59 points he'll upload to his website sometime next week if he can decide on a plan to stick with.
Rick Sanitorium will declare that he led on this issue long before the other candidates formulated an opinion because he served a term in the Senate and understands these things.... if the moderators will call on him.
Rick Perry will, oh yeah -- I think he already well you know.
John Huntsman will point out that foreign policy is a 10th amendment issue and the federal government has no business imposing a foreign policy on states -- Oh. Wrong debate. His daughters will post a "viral" video immediately afterward.
Newt Gingrich will lay out a clear and coherent position on each major issue as the rest of the candidates furiously take notes and try to repeat his talking points the next time they're called on.
RESULT: Polls after the debate will show at least 50,000 viewers tuning in during Bachmann and Paul segments will think they were on the wrong channel seeing an SNL special. Frank Luntz will talk about how all but one of his focus group people supported Romney and now support Newt. FoxNews will report that Cain, while losing some support remains at the top of the polls... and that Gingrich continues to surge past Romney (who is now third in most polls) but that Romney remains the front runner.
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